Friday, 31 July 2009

Pillow Talk

Before I left the mighty Chancellor SFC I thought I should pass comment on the pillow menu.....

Here is a transcript:

The Chancellor Hotel offers high quality synthetic down pillows on your bed [four of them]. A firmer polyester fibre [I corrected their funny American spelling] pillow is located in the closet [walk-in]. We are pleased to offer the following additional pillows for your comfort. Please limit yourself to two items.

Real Down

All natural classic favourite

Magnetic Therapy
[Some hocus pocus BS about swelling, insomnia, improved circulation]

Buckwheat

Helps to sleep better and reduces neck pain, headaches, and lower back pain. All natural filling conforms to the shape of the head so the weight of the head and neck is evenly distributed and correctly supported.

Audio
[Yes you plug in your ipod and away you go]

Satin Beauty
Poly fibre desined to reduce pressure on facial bones. Silky satin cover helps maintain hairdos overnight

Linear Gravity
[uh what?] Non-allergenic, anti-microbial, with cervical support that has two different nexk rolls that offer gentle and firm support.

Snore-no-more
Reduces snoring to promote a deeper more restful sleep by elevating the chin from the chest, keeping the airway open.

5-foot-body-cushion
Perfect for pregnancy or recovering from surgery

Between the knee
Reduces stress on the lower back

Isotonic Memory
Space-age foam designed by NASA has a unique self-moldng characteristic. Reacts to body temperature keepign sleepers cool in the summer and warm in the winter.

Bath
Fill with warm water to sooth neck and upper back. Suction cups to position in the deep tub for maximum comfort.

Eye
This pillow is a personal item and therefore is $7 and yours to keep.

White and other white noise machines available

2 comments:

ShadowFalcon said...

There is now a menu for everything I see

Elsa said...

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